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Meth Murder & Amazon

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The hilarity ensues when the body of an unidentified child is found under the bed during an open house. Alive or dead? Murder or myth?

Derald Grake destroys his life the moment he decides to sell the family home. After capturing the American dream, this father of 4 hopes to solve the complex formula of buying low and selling high. Witness one ‘normal’ family embark on a hilarious and entirely unexpected journey involving, among other surprises, assassins, meth, murder, and the end of Amazon.

Wrapped inside this intriguing mystery are eye witness accounts and compelling evidence to separate truth from fantasy. Follow the clues, sort through the lies, and put the pieces together of this twisted reality.

From award winning author and visionary creator G. S. Gerry comes the critically acclaimed debut Meth Murder & Amazon.

A humorous, suspense filled roller coaster that goes downhill as quickly as a methamphetamine rush. This plot twisting symphony of laughter, absurdity, & betrayal will leave you speechless. Wondering how far one father will go to rescue his family from the unthinkable.

Author G. S. Gerry presents a witty, gripping read that will keep you guessing and pulls you to the edge of your seat until the very end. Quirky and utterly unique, Buying and Selling will never be the same again!

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The Cast

"The Assassins"

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In Their Own Words

 “I only had the best intentions for The Grake’s. Unfortunately, my state of residence was the straw that broke the camels back.“

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In Their Own Words

“I thought I could help the family sell their home. Once I smelled the aromas of burning plastic, I knew there was something more sinister at hand. This family was hiding more than just secrets and I couldn’t let them get away with it!”

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In Their Own Words

“It was supposed to be a simple, ordinary open house. Once I saw a child’s lifeless leg under the bed upstairs, I knew I had to get out of there. My life depended on it!”


"The Victims"

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In Their Own Words

“All I wanted to do was sell my house and make a little profit. What happened next is nothing short of unbelievable!”

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In Their Own Words

“I thought selling your house was supposed to be easy. I thought our agent had our back. Instead, the agents turned on us and took us on an unforgettable journey.”


"The Rescue Squad"

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In Their Own Words

“Luckily, The Grake’s came to me for advice. Their tale was shocking, but I knew they just needed the right people in their corner.”

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In Their Own Words

“I heard the stories, but even I couldn’t believe it with my own two ears.”

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In Their Own Words

“I wanted to make things right for their family. But they didn’t make things easy. Mr. Grake made my life a lot more hectic throughout the entire process.”