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A Visionary Approach To Life, Laughter and Entertainment.

Who We Are:

  • G. S. Gerry is all about creating memorably humorous experiences and writing wrongs along the way.  Helping others EMBRACE life’s struggles and laugh your way to a better today!

What We Do:

  • I don’t just write books, I create experiences with the written word.
  • Bridging comedy and originality with outlandish creations, G. S. Gerry leaves no stone unturned in its quest to poke fun at…ALL THE THINGS.

    No topic is off-limits and any situation is an opportunity for greatness.

What is the Humor Den:

  • Step inside the Humor Den and learn to overcome adversity with a smile on your face.
  • The focus is taking back control of Thursday’s using humor and light-hearted fun. Step inside the Humor Den and overcome adversity with a humorous perspective.
  • Learn how to transform life’s lemons into sweet-ass lemonade. (My specialty)

It’s Great Then…and then it’s Grate Then…and then it’s Great Den dun-nun-uh GREAT!

It’s an idea harmonized by my brother and 2 sons that started out as a catchy tune and inside joke. This harmonious idea served as inspiration and fueled an award-winning comedic journey.

G. S. Gerry offers an escape from life’s harsh realities by providing a hilarious, yet simple perspective in turning lemons into lemonade. Constructing a world where the unbelievable seems made up and yet, oddly relatable. 

Don’t let life get you down, Quit Meth’in Around and turn that frown upside down.

Our values / beliefs:

G. S. Gerry doesn’t just write books, he creates humorous experiences with the written word.  When life kicks you in the nether regions find a way to see the humor in it all.  

I am all about Mastering life Experiences Through Humor.  My purpose is to share my own experiences to help you laugh at my pain, and laugh through yours. 

G. S. Gerry engineers uniquely hilarious concepts that are quirky and utterly unique, geared towards entertaining those on the lookout for that one truly unique experience.  Using a visionary approach towards life, laughter & entertainment.

Grab negativity by the balls and infuse positivity and laughter into your life. Be so focused on the positive that negativity has no room for growth. The hope is that you are so busy counting your blessings that thoughts of doom and gloom are drowned out.

Transform life’s situations into laughable memories and while you’re at it, write some wrongs along the way!

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Author Bio

G. S. Gerry is a 9x award-winning author. He is a father of 5, Navy veteran, cybersecurity expert, and tattoo enthusiast.  Gerry is a mastermind of humor, writing wrongs along the way. Gerry’s original writing style has been compared to the likes of Hunter S. Thompson and Lemony Snicket. His books are quirky and utterly unique, jam-packed with humor, suspense, and satire. Gerry grew up in the world of books working for his father’s book bindery business when he was just a child. Little did he know the literary universe had something more in store for his life.

G. S. Gerry is an up and coming writer that came from nowhere to bring you a fresh perspective and unexpected comic relief.  Just your average, everyday Joe Schmuckatelli with some wild stories to tell. 

As is the G. S. Gerry tradition, everything in his life seems to happen in the most non-traditional ways.

Experiencing 16 & pregnant before it became popular. Overcoming obstacle after calamity after hilarious situation in his short time on the earth.  

There’s an old saying “plant a tree, have a child, and write a book.” G. S. Gerry’s award-winning debut novel Meth Murder & Amazon checks one off the list, with an unforgettable comedic journey of a lifetime.  But, he is taking recommendations on trees to plant.

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Distinguished Master of All Villainy

But the fun…is just beginning!

Check back often for updates and more meth’ed up creations

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9x Award-winning Author

Best Humor / Comedy Non-Fiction

Bronze Best Ebook Cover

Literary Titan Gold Book Award

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